Square Norman and Square Norma
You're part of the forgotten class of Muricans that once worked for the government or the military. These are buzz-cut NASA men, horn-rim glasses and sliderule working. You know the commies did this to you, and even though Murica's all fucked up, you got your goddamn PRIDE and your SELF-RESPECT and none of these commie hippie freaked-out fucked up dopers are gonna get in your goddamn WAY.
Anemic (minor) Your system doesn't handle toxins or diseases because you've lived a clean, pure, white bread life.
Arrogant (major) Everyone in Murica who's not a Norman or Norma is a piece of shit. Dopers, shriekers, grinders, and hippies.
Bad Eyes (minor) (glasses) You spend 15 or 20 years reading little tiny teletype papers or printouts from the Feds. Your eyes won't work either.
Delusional (Major) You know you can bring Murica back. Fuck, you'll ACT on it. This can make you unpleasant to be around.
Loyal (minor), only applies to other squares You will protect another Norm to the death unless the prove they're really a freak or a doper.
Vow (minor), defeat the Freaks You don't have to work on this one 24/7, but all things should ultimately bend towards defeating the Freaks.
Fighting d6, Intimidation d6, Investigation d6, Notice d4, Persuasion d6, Shooting d8, Stealth d4, Streetwise d4
Baton, Switchblade, Colt 1911 and 100 bullets, classy suit, thin tie or ascot (ladies), fancy shoes, horn-rim glasses