Monday, July 22, 2013

66 Random Deformities

66 Random Deformities and Interesting (gross) Quirks

01  squashed nose
02  cauliflower ear
03  bowlegged
04  rickets
05  pox-scarred face
06  missing digit (just the terminal knuckle, roll a d10 to determine which finger)
07  missing ear (50/50 on which ear, hearing permanently reduced by 20%)
08  missing nose (charisma cannot be above 6)
09  missing eye (to-hit suffers a -2 penalty)
10  milky eye (all thief skills suffer a -10% penalty)
11  shattered leg (dex cannot be above 7, movement reduced by 3)
12  shattered arm (dex cannot be above 10, to-hit with target arm suffers a -4 penalty)
13  cut ear (50/50)
14  sliced nostril
15  chipped tooth
16  snaggle tooth
17  buck teeth
18  ruddy complexion
19  oddly colored eyes
20  albinism
21  scar on the forehead
22  scar on the bridge of the nose
23  scar on the chin
24  scar on either cheek
25  scar on the throat
26  mangled off-hand (cannot wield a weapon with it)
27  missing off-hand
28  club foot (dex cannot be above 11, movement reduced by 1, init count penalized by 1)
29  droopy eye
30  wall-eye
31  lazy eye (-1 cha)
32  broken eye-socket
33  chest scar
34  burns on the arms
35  burns on the face or neck
36  fell into the fire - burns all over the body
37  twisted foot (dex cannot be above 15)
38  had brain fever (int -3)
39  had slow fever (con -3)
40  facial warts
41  genital warts
42  dry skin
43  balding
44  sores
45  leprosy (you are not allowed to track your own HP/wounds)
46  halitosis
47  hacking cough
48  bloody sputum
49  limp (other, no mechanical effect)
50  missing teeth
51  missing toes
52  missing fingers (1d4 of 'em)
53  major accident as a child (system shock check to survive, roll three more times on this table)
54  bad knees (max. press is one category lower)
55  bad back (max. press is two categories lower)
56  gouty
57  arthritis
58  nervous tic (1d4: 1 eye, 2 brow, 3 mouth, 4 hand)
59  ruined vocal cords (cannot speak above a hoarse whisper)
60  dead tooth
61  born under a bad starsign (you are just unlucky)
62  weak eyesight (cannot see as far)
63  bad hearing (reduce listen % by 1d3x10%)
64  kicked by a mule (-4 int, minimum of 1)
65  uneven gait (people will tend to remember you, -2 movement)
66  touch of madness (-2 wisdom)



2 comments:

  1. Great. Now I've got to find me a d66.....

    Seriously, though, this kind of stuff is always useful.

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    1. Yeah, I was gonna do 1,000 of 'em, but I ran out of steam and I wanted to at least get something up.

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